Variations:
– Write it in the form of a business email. Stick to a professional, clinical tone. Hash out the pros and cons of the relationship. Sign off appropriately.
– Write a poem. Set it as your Tinder bio. Include many emojis. Confuse future suitors. Implode.
– Only use nouns. (This might evolve into a list.)
– Respond to their last text. Do not send the text.
– Abstain from liquor before, while, and after writing.
– Write it all on a sticky note.
Pro Tip: Never send the letter.
Summer Writing Prompts is a writing initiative by Claudia Wilde, a BFA student in the Creative Writing Program at UBC and creator of the feminist literary space, Daughters of Didion. Follow the walking volcano on Instagram: @clawdeeeeah.